Jamie: You found out who’s leaking yet?
Glenn: I have! It’s Julius! He’s just told me.
Jamie: Julius? Nicholson! That baldy pussy! I tell you, if he think he’s leaking now…
in which jamie macdonald writes the original ‘15 shades of grey’
Jamie: It was much worse than that. I mean, how many people see you at Covent Garden? A few thousand? Your meltdown was witnessed by 1.2 million people. That’s more people than saw Al Jolson in his entire career. And that’s Al fucking Jolson!
Malcolm: He loves Al Jolson.
Jamie: The Governor!